Why Gentlemen today are still single?
And my cousin's note inspired me...
Why Gentlemen today are still single?
1. The nice ladies are ugly.
2. The beautiful ladies are not nice.
3. The beautiful and nice ladies are lesbo.
4. The beautiful, nice and heterosexual ladies are married.
5. The ladies who are not so beautiful, but are nice ladies, love to spend money.
6. The ladies who are not so beautiful, but are nice ladies with money think we are only after their money.
7. The beautiful ladies without money are after our money.
8. The beautiful ladies, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are handsome enough.
9. The ladies who think we are handsome, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and don't spend that much, are shy.
10. The ladies who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and don't spend that much and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The ladies who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
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